I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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