what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She swung at the pinata with crutches
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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