I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
