Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
