seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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