My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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