i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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