You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
