just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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