Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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