Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I am spending my child support on dildos
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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