I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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