i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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