that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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