Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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