at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You can't special order awesome
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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