So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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