Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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