Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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