Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
