Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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