physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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