His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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