scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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