laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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