she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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