My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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