I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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