your thong is hanging out like whoa
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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