At least make sure they are 18
Why
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Randomize