Don't you send me to vm
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
