Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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