Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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