If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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