Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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