I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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