I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think your dad took our porno
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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