We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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