margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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