So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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