everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
