It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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