I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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