I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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