You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
