Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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