Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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