did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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