Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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