When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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