Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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