But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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