everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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