yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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